June 14, 2004 @ 5:09 PM
My Ball State Funeral

The death of President Regan is very sad. I was listening to www.wgci.com today and the good Reverend called in and put his funeral request in....

Here is my request if happen to die at home or at Ball State...(strickly humorous)

At Ball State

I want my body to be laid out during the BSA meeting and a NPHC party at the student center. (Why two places? Cuz folks won't go to BSA but they will go to a party)

I want the music to be Step in The Name of Love followed by Adrenaline Rush by Twista (Chi-Town Representing)

The repass will be catered by BW-3's and will be held in the mulit-cultural center.

BSA will continue to argue over attending my funeral like they argued over changing the name of BSA. Complete with random comments from Jarrod Dortch and Malcom.

I want my body to parade down McKinley and the casket will constantly fall over because of the pot holes at which time we will recieve a ticket from parking services.

Instead of a 21 gun salute like President Regan I want one longgggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Oo-Oop

Read the next entry for my funeral at home......

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